Apparently the implant was |
Last week I went in for my Pre-op at the hospital where the implant will take place. I'll call this the day from hell...as will become apparent. Did all the standard pre-op stuff till we got to the EKG. Wake up wed morning to find a large blister on my foot. Crap. This is been the lead off in the past to 3-8 months of taking all kinds of oral antibiotics and ending up spending a week in the hospital and having a toe removed. I can see the implant deal going straight down the drain. I'd spent months getting to this point. I'd seen the urologist and tried the pills (didn't work) and worked through the mental decision of going with the implant. And now...it's about to all fall apart. Hell no. I'm not going down without a fight. I call my foot doc for an emergency visit. I get in a few hours later and the blister isn't as bad as I feared but he works on it and starts me on oral antibiotics that run past the implant date. If nothing else that makes me feel a bit better over all. Weds closes. Wake up thursday and hoping all is well with my foot.So far so good...till the phone call comes. The Urologists office calling...seem that EKG is going to require a cardiologist to sign off on me before the implant can take place. Just over a week and now I need a brand new doctor (never been to a cardiologist before) and I need one fast. No time to investigate who's best in the area....the urologists office will have to find someone fast. Not normally a good way to do things in my view but I'm desperate. Turns out top rated Urologists are friends with top rated cardiologists and I was able to get in the next afternoon(friday). Whew..a litle relief. Thursday closes. Friday afternoon comes and I get another EKG. Less frowns this time. Now it's monday night..er...early tuesday morning and here I sit...waiting till end of the week. Thursday will be an all day deal I was told....fun fun fun. Friday is implant day. All I can do now is Something else that I didn't plan for.....a good cover story for why all this stuff is taking place. My wife is the only family member who knows exactly what I'm having done. I told my father it was some vague prostate issue knowing he really wouldn't ask too many detailed questions. My mother I've not even told I was having an operation at all...she's way too nosey and I figure I can avoid her for several days after tyhe implant...long enough that I'll be able to get around and can fake nothing being wrong. Other family members would be even more of a problem...they would assume any operation to be very bad and ask lots of questions. I really don't like the thought of talking about sexual stuff with my family....much less to this degree. So what I really needed was a good cover story. I needed a relatively simple operation that I could claim to need...that would account for my needing to be off my feet. My wife had suggested telling everyone I was getting the vasectomy but again even that's something I really don't want to discuss with family or friends.Just falls into a "none of their business" situation. I guess it's late for the cover story now...but I wish I'd had something worked up before all this started. Now it's a waiting game...till thursday and friday's implant. Will the time pass slow...or will it go fast. I don't know yet. |